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but she never forgot. how could she? she

  • but she never forgot. how could she? she was being charged with the death of her own mother. but of course no one would believe it wasnt her, he got away before he was even seen.
  • Now she has to prove her innocence by finding this man before they take her into custody for the murder. She doesn't understand why he did or who he is. But what was his reason for
  • leaving behind a bowl of half eaten Ramen noodles on the hood of her car? That's the question that's been bothering her most of all. Who does that? Who is so deranged as to leave
  • the bowl without finishing this perfect soup. They will be able to get DNA off of the bowl. They will
  • use the DNA to clone the person who sucked the remaining noodles from the bowl rim in an uncouth manner, and once the clone is fully grown they will
  • clone him again until they have an army of noodle-suckers. Then they will send the army to eat every noodle in the world and precipitate global starvation. Then when that's done
  • we'll eat all the dessert muhahahahaaa!
  • The orphans looked on as the head master and his cronies gobbled to the last drop of treacle pudding. He dabbed his gorged lips. "Thus ends my sermon. Now off with you!"
  • Maybe it was the headmaster's tone. Maybe it was the speck of pudding still clinging tenaciously to his plump lower lip, but the orphans had enough. They overthrew the table &
  • took their bowls & dumped the dregs of pudding on the headmaster's head. Seeing that he was distracted enough, the orphans ran for their lives. They were free at last!
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2016-01-22 14:47:29
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2016-01-26 10:55:48

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