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In his dream, Matty had to choose between

  • In his dream, Matty had to choose between 3 boxes. The first box was green with the symbol of pi on it. The second was smaller, but was glowing with an unseen light. The third
  • one was black and sprouted shaggy hair like a rastafarian. Since this third one also smelled of ganja, Matty opened this one. Inside he found a picture of a pipe.
  • But the picture of the pipe had a caption under it which said, "This is not a pipe." He was paralyzed by confusion. He thought, "What the??????" He stared at the picture for
  • so long that when he looked for a clock, it had melted and now drooped over a branch. He turned and left, following a man with a green apple. At the door,
  • the man man had stop. The green Apple refused to go through the door into the cider room. it screamed and held on to the sides of the doorway like a child in a tantrum. Picasso
  • just stamped hard on the skin to release both the juice & a $2 million dollar work of art. Picasso knew his art & from the fruit bowl, picked a
  • banana and turned to Warhol, "Top that." Andy smiled and looked at Pablo. "I print 200 soup cans and sell them at $100,000 dollars a piece." Dali walked in, "That's nothing."
  • Mark Rothko looked down at the canvas in his hands, realizing Dali had a point. Of course, he was technically a modern artist, and modern people are lazy.
  • Rothko decided the most modern-artsy thing he could do would be to leave the canvas exactly as it was, and then sell it. The other artists were aghast! What, they argued, would he
  • expect to fetch for a white canvas? Well, to their horror some idiot french art "critique" bought it for 10m Euros. Rothko could now buy the canvas factory and sell it as "art"
Started
2011-03-12 16:39:57
Finished
2011-06-05 07:06:52

9 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jun 05 2011 @ 20:09

    Now there's an idea. "Art game show". Stayed on theme to the end. Very nice.
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    Bad. Jun 05 2011 @ 21:38

    I've always had a general dislike for the modern art scene.
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    Chaz Jun 06 2011 @ 07:54

    BadAxel: Didn't you know that FoldingStory is Postmodern Dadaist Surreal Improvisational Literary Performance Art? :)
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    SlimWhitman Jun 06 2011 @ 09:36

    Doh... you're post-modern. Even worse than modern. :-) Anyway, the spectrum is huge, you don't have to like everything or even 10%. But some things are very cool.
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    Bad. Jun 06 2011 @ 09:54

    Oh...I'm just here for the dick and fart jokes.
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    ChucksterAce Jun 06 2011 @ 10:00

    Shame on you I thought it was for the witty remarks and juvenile humor. Wait that is dick and fart jokes.
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    SlimWhitman Jun 06 2011 @ 10:27

    That would be the other 90% ;-)
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    Chaz Jun 06 2011 @ 10:52

    I guess I'm just a flower child of the ironic 90s. I'll cry in in my latte. :)
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    SlimWhitman Aug 09 2011 @ 08:25

    ... and for more about the ironic 90's see here: http://foldingstory.com/31yof/

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