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“So, this guy likes punctual”, David

  • “So, this guy likes punctual”, David said as if we’d been carrying on a conversation for hours. “He’s very well connected with the traffickers in Everett and does some deals
  • out of his laptop bag in the pool area of a trailer park on Anacortes in the San Juan Islands. His mother-in-law is the lookout. For an old lady, she is a
  • fine trailer park manager, and an eagle eye. As he inserted the plastique into the crack in the Airstream trailer, he smiled at the carnage he knew would soon follow.
  • Unfortunately his son Taylor switched the plastique with Play-Do. D'OH! So he carefully inserted the wires, backed up, detonated and nothing. Behind him the elementary school explo
  • ded. His son had taken the explosives to school, and I am trying to catch fire to flour and water. No! This can not be happening! My boy has been in the tunnel!
  • Quick as lightning, I grabbed the fire extinguisher, a couple sticks of butter, an apron, a first aid kit and headed for the tunnel not sure at all of what would happen next.
  • Next, well, it was kinda boring. I popped out the other end of the tunnel into a bingo game. They were surprised to see me naked in an apron with butter in my hand. "B - Oh!" she
  • shouted, then whispered: "What in the name of-". I couldn't wait til my next action and thought about two options: 1. I scream and run around 2. I try keeping it cool.
  • "Times up", said the Fold counter. "But I need more time!". He pointed to his watch. "No exceptions". I opened my mouth to protest, but he pulled a lever and
  • the stack of cards, undoubtedly filled with insightful, poweful words that told a coherent story, were whisked away. As for me, I was left in the dark, waiting for a new beginning.

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