"This is amazing!" I whispered as I stepped

"This is amazing!" I whispered as I stepped through the first door. I emerged into a lush forest, bird songs and animal chatter filled my ears as I continued on. It was beautiful,
& complete illusion. I stepped through the second door into a futuristic city. Aerocars jockeyed with each other for space & I noticed three moons in the sky. Like the first world,
this one had multi-moons and flying cars. Boring. I stepped through the 3rd door and noticed the smell of burning flesh and cinders. A giant red man with hooves saw me and flicked
the booger that was loitering on his index finger. It landed on my shirt then I didn't have a shirt. "Nice pecs," the giant red man with horns winked, dancing his like Terry Crews.
It added some humor to this tense situation. I flicked the booger off my chest and made a few confident strides. "Hey!", the red man pulled me by my shoulder. "I don't think Hell
is ready for the Red Sox to win the World Series!" The red man clearly was dressed for a hot summers day. I offered him my puffy winter jacket and the scarf my grandma had
He wanted to be the one who sold the most hot dogs on opening day. Instead a hot named Frank ate him alive and retaliated for the excessive heat used when cooking. The bill was
what came to mind when he started to braize Frank's bacon in the fire. First there was the traveling abattoir and all the tools to do it right. Then the van. The bill was adding up
to roughly a million bucks north of obscene. Frank knew he would never be able to pay it off, so he took the coward's way out: he stuffed his cheeks with bacon and left town on a
stretcher. "This man is choking to death!" the EMT plucked as many bacon strips as possible from Frank's maw & handed them to his mate who put them on ice for their next meal.

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Finished: 2018-01-03 15:40:03

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