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It was a big room and the most deadliest

  • It was a big room and the most deadliest 12 men in the world were gavered round the table "gentlemen, today we are here to discuss our revenge on
  • the other ship, which had stolen all of our catch in The Deadliest Catch. one of the guy stand up and
  • released a swarm of deadly bees from his mouth. The bees rose in baleful cloud and we're so great in numbers and density that they blocked out the light from the sun.
  • He then laughed, "Hahaha, you shall now be defeated because you are allergic to bees." King Leonidas then said "Then we shall fight with swollen eyes in the shade."
  • His opponent considered this response - "If it's swollen eyes you want, then it's swollen eyes you get!" And with that, he leaped at King Leonidas with the mighty roar of a hundred
  • screeching weasels. In each hand he held a mound of red pepper flakes which he rubbed vigorously into king leonidas eyes. "How's that for swollen eyes?!" he screamed.
  • Ignorant was the puny man who tried besting King Leonidas with nothing but red pepper flakes. He was soon overtaken by the Spartan king, and by the power of Grayskull, Leonidas hit
  • upon the idea that would change the destiny of his people forever. As he told his biographer years later, "Come on! The abs! The loincloth! We were already gay icons, singing was
  • just an excuse to appear in public and titillate our adoring man-fans. And besides we were highly auto-tuned." There's no denying, however, that they made Canadians appear sexy.
  • And that, that is one hell of a thing to do. What we have learned, is that in the end, all we ever want is for someone to make us look better then we are.
Started
2011-04-21 13:07:51
Finished
2011-04-21 22:19:02

1 Comments

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    Bad. Apr 21 2011 @ 22:25

    And here I thought Leonidas was going to use the power of Greyskull for violence. Shame on me.

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