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Believe in yourself right from the start!

  • Believe in yourself right from the start! Do not dog yourself out because that just makes it worse on little old you! Be encouraged.
  • Every morning the little guy gives me encouragement to face the day. It hops onto the sink, gets my toothbrush ready, and runs down my schedule. I love my new iHomunculus.
  • The only problem is my neighbor just got the new iHomunculus 2.0 which comes with holographic projector and laser knife. He had to sell his mint Seamus Carn rookie card to buy it
  • But he believed it was a great investment, it would finally stop all the kids from teasing him
  • So the boy put on his brand new (and incredibly expensive) leather jacket, and strutted down the sidwwlk towards his school. Little did he know, if he wanted to be cool, he'd have
  • brought his hair gel, too. He realised that going in all-natural would jeopardise this attempt to gain popularity, so he sprinted home to pick up his sister's "barbie" brand hair
  • But he didn't realize the gel had sparkles in it, and his hair lit up like a Christmas tree. His rage was rising. Suddenly, his skin started turning green and muscles grew large
  • and he was Angry Santa. He hefted the bag of toys and burst through the factory wall surprising Doc Grinch and his minions, the evil elfbots. Angry Santa was outta control
  • and he had a mob of Angry Elves to back him up. Doc Grinch gave up without much of a fight, after all he was more evil on paper than in person. "Perception before substance," he al
  • ways said. But it was just his gruff way of hiding the truth. He gave each of the Angry Elves a sugarplum, effectively ending their evil plan. Love and kindness triumphs again!

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