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I switched on the electric current. Every

  • I switched on the electric current. Every follicle rose to attention. I could now move my hair by thought alone.
  • So it was really embarrasing what happened to my hair when Wanda walked by in her sexy polyester pants and Wind Song perfume. My hair stood on end. My Cognitive Follicle System
  • crashed. Soon my plugs were visible. Especially to Wanda. The plugs were infected, blistering, bulbous and red. I grabbed a flower pot to cover my shame when
  • I realized it was not in fact a flower pot but was rather a piranha pot. My screams could be heard for miles. "What do I do?" I shouted, balling. "Take a piranha bath!" responded
  • a mysterious figure, standing in what seemed to be perpetual shadow. The piranhas clearly unaffected by the lack of water in the immediate vicinity. I began to scream in agony.
  • This was Halloween 2012. I dressed up as Judge Dread that year and Al Capone the following year. Both costumes won an additional 15 minutes of fame. That was good enough for me.
  • I was saving up all my time to have an adventure. My research had shown me that usually adventures went wrong because they usually ran out of time. So I was filling all my pockets
  • with any kind of watch-piece I could fine. I had pocket watches, wrist watches, watches on a necklace and I thought this would give me the hours and minutes I needed to
  • find the minute-maid with the hour-glass figure. I figured she had to be around here somewhere, if only I'd brought a periscope instead of all these time pieces.
  • So Iasked for seconds and there she way, by my side. And our hearts were ticking like mad. And "yes," she said, "yes, I will. Yes."
Started
2012-10-31 21:25:18
Finished
2016-09-21 13:22:28

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    LordVacuity Sep 21 2016 @ 23:22

    Ulysses for the win!

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