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She meandered down the aisles, looking for

  • She meandered down the aisles, looking for that perfect gift. It had to be strong, but elegant. Versatile and unique. She frowned. There were so many options at Spatula City...
  • which was why she came here to Ladle Ville. But there were so many aisles, so many departments. All of the clerks pretended to be busy and walk past me. I stuck out my leg
  • and one mysteriously fell down and into a customer service nightmare. My wife bought a pair of tights and they didn't make my legs look good at all. And green. Really? Who makes
  • a man wear green leggings? This wasn't the first time my wife had seen me don tights . When I met her I was wearing spandex, and she was just another fine piece of strange
  • brew fandemonium. We were at a Rocky Horror-like screening of the greatest Canadian film of all time. I was dressed as Doug McKenzie and she was a ravishing Pam Elsinore. When the
  • movie ended, I suddenly realized we had been asked to be there for a reason. What I didn't expect was my date turning into a
  • pile of ashes. I should have expected it, since the theater had been on fire the whole time. But I didn't. Oh well. At least
  • I had a gift card, so I would be able to buy another one. Come to think of it, didn't they sell them at that weird store down the street from the burnt-out theatre?
  • Yeah, in fact, I think they do. I scampered off to the store. When I arrived it was 4 minutes until closing time--I was sure cutting it close today. I ran to the clerk and asked, "
  • Do you have Prince Albert in your can?" And she replied, "Not yet..."

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