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And so it came to pass that we had to kill

  • And so it came to pass that we had to kill our love because it was too beautiful to bear. Now, 6 months later, what is this? Regret? Intimacy is like a drug, that pulls you back
  • under the guise of sex. And, sadly, I hadn't had any since we broke up 6 months ago...which is why I made the age old mistake of telling her I loved her. All really wanted was a
  • quick shag, banana sandwich & then a Starwars DVD but what I got was a raving bunny boiler and now I can't cope. I try telling her we're incompatible because I actually dislike sex
  • instruction videos, whereas she can't get enough of them, but she is having none of it and drops another bunny into the boiling cauldron. "Stop, please," I beg of her. "Only if you
  • get in the pot instead." "OK," I say. I hop in and I'm boiled to death. "You are boiled to death?" Yes. Who are you? How can you hear my thoughts? "It's alright. You're undergoing
  • gender reassignment surgery, so I can understand why you're a little emotional." he said. "No, I am literally being boiled to death, you don't seem to understand what I am saying..
  • ". "Excuse me? I didn't catch that. What did you say?" he rhetorically questioned in a condescending tone as he used a pole to push the man's head under the boiling water.
  • "Glub glub glub. Gonna' have me a tasty Bulgobulgoman" said Baxbaxwalanuksiwe stirring the boiling broth with his Hamatsa pole. But Qominoqa, screeched. "Fool! Lobsterman not done!
  • "Who will ear the bodies?"
  • I will. The bodies cannot close their ears. So they will hear everything anyone like to say, yell, scream, or the noises on the streets.
Started
2013-12-06 04:11:10
Finished
2016-02-10 14:35:09

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