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Hello adventurer! You have entered an enchanted

  • Hello adventurer! You have entered an enchanted forest filled with wonder do you... Talk to the grizzled dwarf? (Go to Line 2) Kill him? (Go to Line 4) Make your choice now:
  • You have chosen to talk to the dwarf. He tells you about his axe and offers you a pint. Continue chatting (Go to Line 3), kill him (Line 4), or pick his pocket (Line 5). Choose:
  • You choose the first option. As night falls you seem to get more and more drunk. Only something seems suspicious. Your chat partner doesn't seem to get drunk himself, but you don't
  • care because it means more Shnaps for you. So you chug rumplemintz with satanic glee and get a hankering for seasoned curly fries from Jack in the Box so you
  • lift the keys off of Pete passed out on the couch and take his Geo Prism for a little joy ride across the neighbors' lawns. You pound your pint of Sloe Gin as the red-lit square
  • races up before you. Yes. You had been waiting for this moment for so long. The moment to finally see just how fast this Geo would go. The petal hit the metal and the car went
  • 0-39.5 mph in 60 seconds. The left rear hubcap started to fall off at 43 mph, but you knew that little green trashcan could take it, so you kept it floored and the Geo
  • screeched wretchedly as it wheeled off into the setting sun; flames shooting out from all angles from the front bumper flapping against the pavement. We called the Geo, "special,
  • education mobile". The driver's ed teacher would have a funny surprise when he got back from potty. Wilbur & Ducky made it do a wheely . But mongoloid Marty did the best trick
  • using a kettle and some string whilst wearing a vegetable. He finished a mobius strip of a donut, and that was the last trace of the three students. Driver's Ed was in trouble.
Started
2011-05-02 21:14:59
Finished
2011-09-13 15:12:40

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Sep 13 2011 @ 15:22

    Nice story everyone & nice Escheresque finish GreenB.
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    Zetawilk Sep 13 2011 @ 18:29

    I was aiming for "cashew-esque".

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