If he had known that this was going to happen,

If he had known that this was going to happen, he never would have adopted a cat. He knew there were other things to focus on, but all he could think of was his cat
and the demonic symbols it kept making out of birds it had caught and killed. His cat was more than just a cat. But what it actually was he wasn't sure. All he knew was that he
felt safer when Saytan was fast asleep, 1 feline ear always cocked- as though anticipating harm from its owner. Bill tiptoed quietly towards the snoring Saytan, meat cleaver raised
And killed him, then Bill became a Siamese cat and went to the basement. The meat cleaver had my fingerprints on it, so I got arrested by social justice warriors. They loved Satan.
"No, ma'am, we're not Satan-lovers, just seekers of truth. Ms. Widdershins, anything in the Overworld?" Carlotta replied, "Only a sense of avoidance, Detective Manattee." The sus
pense hung in the air, until Carlotta finally added: "Ok, I'll tell yo.." Before she could finish, a huge gorilla paw leaped up from a trap door and pulled her down. Det. Manattee
sprang into action, with skillful maneuvering, executed a perfect headbutt into the gorilla' s groin, who released Carlotta immediately. Det. Manatee grabbed Carlotta's sleeve &
attempted to carry her away but instead ripped her sleeve off. Being the ungrateful brat she was,
she taunted him about it for the rest of her short life. He tried once more to save her, but she was just too stubborn. She pushed him away, and in the process fell into a pit of
vipers. He tried saving her, but couldn't distinguish her from the fanged inhabitants of that dooming abysss & they bit her to death. There's an aesssop moral in their sssomewhere.

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Finished: 2016-06-01 18:30:05

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