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This may or may not be a brilliant fold.

  • This may or may not be a brilliant fold. Anuerin Blevins was too rat-arsed to tell.
  • Aneurin Blevins could only see into the future when he was sober which was seldom indeed. He prognosticated mild perversions with a slew of bad puns & plot twists. As it turns out
  • Mr. "A. Blevins" contributed to an obscure Exquisite Corpse-style website under multiple pseudonyms. His drunken premonitions were frequently recorded in the 180 character blurbs
  • It was often thought he was the originator of terse lit like FoldingStory, but some English majors theorize the Mr. Blevins was actually none other than
  • Joni Mitchell. Folding story was created by her for the extreme purpose of
  • saying goodbye to the traditional yellow taxi thanks to Uber and such ilk. Or whatever color taxis are in your country.
  • Joni Mitchell wrote a song about the Uber ride she had that afternoon. Her husband liked it. She recorded it and it was a huge hit. Her first #1 in decades. Another amazing comebac
  • k by an old and near-forgotten artist. Joni’s comeback encouraged song parodist Allen Sherman to stage one too. His would be harder than Joni’s since he had been dead more than 40
  • minutes, which was as long as the American public could remember any dead celebrity. But Allen Sherman's posthumous musical "Hello Muddah, From Hell!" was a surprising success.
  • The memes had almost the longevity of, say, Bad Luck Brian. But success turned sour, as the popular single, "Brimstone Swing", became yet another confusing impasse for the elderly.
Started
2013-12-19 16:54:06
Finished
2018-04-28 16:58:19

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Apr 28 2018 @ 17:15

    Phew! Cool, somehow I managed to be the bridge for Joni Mitchell.
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    SlimWhitman Apr 29 2018 @ 04:14

    Perhaps she took a ride between folds in the last of the yellow taxis in your country?
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    Woab Apr 30 2018 @ 14:29

    Bachtopus' last line is wonderful.

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