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Kimberley Stockholm was a goddess - she had

  • Kimberley Stockholm was a goddess - she had legs that were a mile long, teeth that you could see your reflection in, and hips
  • that haunted your dreams. I'd worshipped her since freshman year, but I knew I'd never have a chance with her. Of course she was dating that tool from the football team, Phil Flynn
  • But, I knew that Phil Flynn's weakness. She may have been dating Phil Flynn, but Phil Flynn claimed to be an abstinent Christian because he simply had no penis. Only balls.
  • But the balls were formidable balls, swaggering Elephantine Meat Boulders that smelled like a calzone. No dick and big balls meant Phil Flynn could throw
  • up. (Erp) I had to stop there. As a proof-reader, this was the most discussing description of human anatomy I had ever laid eyes on, especially for Harlequin Silhouette. I wrote
  • a letter to the editor. "As morally upstanding proof reader I must point out that the discussion of human anatomy starting on p.32 is too lengthy & beats around the bush too much
  • Tom handed the letter to his assistant who read it earnestly. "What should I do?" asked the assistant. Tom laughed. "Tell her to try shaving higher next time." "Right, shave."
  • Tom's asst. called her with his suggestion. Now let's just pause this story for a moment here & consider what might have been different if she had shaved properly in the 1st place.
  • She wouldn't have got on the train with razor cut legs. The vampire sitting next to her wouldn't have become enraged with blood lust with the inevitable results. There's a moral
  • to most stories, but this isn't one of them. This one was just for the fun of it.
Started
2011-04-23 01:25:54
Finished
2013-05-17 19:40:15

1 Comments

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    49erFaithful May 17 2013 @ 19:43

    Fun indeed. But who proof-reads the proof-readers?

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