Driving along the Reese-Hershey Highway beneath
- Driving along the Reese-Hershey Highway beneath the Peanut-Buttercup Mountains, Willy and Charlie began their adventure leaving the chocolate factory in the hands of Oompa-Loompas.
- "Finally, we're free!" said Willy. "And how sweet it is...to be loved by you." Charlie leaned over to give Willy a little kiss. "You're such a candy-a**!" he giggled. "Let's go to
- the moon, i'm a little short of cheese!" She giggled. She drank some more. & some more. & some more until eventually she could see space ships in the sky and
- they landed in her backyard, a ramp extended, and large upright walking rats stepped out and said "Take us to your headcheese." She stifled a giggle.
- But Cyretha Jensen composed herself as she always did, and kept it in her skirt. She told the tall, space-alien rat leader that there were real leaders in many fields on Earth, and
- with a quick clawed finger the rat "shush"ed her. "Let's not play games," the strangely handsome space-alien rat said to Cynthia. "If you don't have a leader to take me to..."
- Cynthia squeaked and gaped at the speaking, space-alien rat. It went on, "Please let me out of this box. It's rather cramped, and I've already solved that maze several times."
- But the evil mastermind did not budge. He stared down at her through his bloodshot, dirty, and clearly fake purple contacts as he continued to tickle her baby brother. He was invic
- t, because she was already rolling on the floor in vicarious torment, unable to withstand her brother's being tickled. "Heeheeha haha... Stop! Ok, I'll be your sidekick, evil one!"
- Together they went out as cat people and put out fires with gasoline. Then they went home as if nothing had happened. Suddenly, life was more interesting than ever before.
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- 2015-12-31 02:29:09
- Finished
- 2016-04-05 21:48:44
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BlastedHeath Apr 05 2016 @ 23:42
@bearshoes84: "... Funky Town" ;-)