did i take it too far? no. because satan
- did i take it too far? no. because satan is my master.
- Whoops! *Stan is my master. Damn, autocorrect. Anywho, we practice martial arts in the courtyard and we're currently prepping for our next match against the Dropkick Murphys.
- Master Stan said when preparing to deliver a roundhouse kick to the head one should contemplate the smell of a ladybug's wing. Then he always reminded us that not all ladybugs are
- ladies. Some ladybugs are gentlemen. But not all gentlemen ladybugs act like gentlemen. In the spring, many gentlemen ladybugs binge on mildew, gorge themselves on aphids
- and listen to Japanese noise-rock at all hours of the night. This latter phenomenon was documented by Professor Hickenabaugh in his seminal paper, Ladybugcore: Listening Habits of
- Japanese Noise Rockers and Their Ilk. Professor Hickenbaugh squeezed into his skinny distressed jeans and faded Ladybugcore t-shirt. A chunky beanie disguised his receding hairlin
- -e and he rubbed his face vigorously with Preparation H to smooth out his wrinkles. But the Japanese Noise Rockers were not fooled when Professor Hickenbaugh showed up at their sho
- W. Japanese Noise Rockers were equipped with remote viewers. Their folded lines are in English and you have NP doubt spotted them folding stories on the subway. They laughed so
- predictively that we found using a algorithm based on their predictability we managed to save the Trump Space and Mining Corporation 38 billion dollops just this first quarter. It
- paid for a wall around the Oort cloud to keep aliens out of the solar system. We all feel safe living in Trump's Bubble & apparently the Universe is happy with the arrangement too.
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- 2014-10-16 11:02:53
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- 2017-09-07 16:58:23
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