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In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries

  • In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries that the world will end sometime in the winter of 2012. The world is
  • not going to end. So stop talking about it, I hate it when people
  • breathe,laugh,coigh nd sneese,its soo annoying becus
  • I live by the river in an inner tube.
  • The inner tube was abandoned by a family of five after it capped-sized. Three were rescued, two were never found. I use the inner tube as a pillow. The hauntings began late in
  • spired with the last breaths of the capsized.Grandpa & Uncle Otis whispered to me through my rubbery pillow.They'd gotten caught under a whirlpool & sucked on the innertube for air
  • . When I realized they were under there, I flipped the tube and we all floated to shore. We dried off and took stock. It was me, my Grandpa, and my Uncle. We had a knife, 2 granola
  • girls, cheese-in-a can, a condom, and a roll of bubble tape. I might be able to patch the raft with the bubble tape, but the incessant garlic-breath bitching of the vegan girls
  • will never allow me to concentrate. So I lit the cheese on fire. Although artificially flavored with bacon, it emitted a meaty enough odor to disperse the annoying vegan girls.
  • Victory, I thought, as I dipped the last thing to my name, a cracker, into the porky fondue. I munched happily knowing that they would not return, and I could do as I please again.

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