When I came back from Dublin, ...
- When I came back from Dublin, ...
- I lost my bearings and thought I was in New York. The doctor told me
- try to stay calm and eat enough carrots
- . The civil defense guide for preventing fallout was quite direct. "Get plenty of excercise, drink lots of fluids, and avoid mutants." Other advice: "White paint repels radiation,
- but attracts mutants. Use strategically and adapt this advice to the current situation. Only you can prevent the apocalypse." But the guide didn't have any advice regarding tsunami
- preparation so when the tsunami hit, I found myself swept away. Luckily, I was able to cling to the top of a tall tree. I had to remain there until the waters receeded. By then,
- I was pretty sure I had already died of starvation. But, as my privates tingled from looking at my stash of playboys, I could tell I was still very much alive. I jumped down and
- tapped my foot like an intoxicated rabbit and started sawing on the fiddle somethin' fierce and screamed, "Promenade!" Then my parents came in for a nudie mag ho-down, Papa
- and Mama wearing what God gave them danced the family jig, passed down from generations of inbred cousins. Tennessee is the gre
- -garious can-canning capital of the world. Beyond that tidbit, the pamphlet on the whole didn't impress me much. I asked my travel agent to book me a flight to Jamaica instead.
- Started
- 2011-05-04 05:19:52
- Finished
- 2011-06-15 11:43:19
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