Hitler had insulted Einstein's mom for the

Hitler had insulted Einstein's mom for the last time.
His cockney friend Andy stated the obvious. "'E is an emcee scared." The scientist's hair stood on end. "That's it!" 8 months later he published the paper. Andy got no credit.
Andy was the other clerk at the patent office. He'd gone to Tulane University and lost his scholarship by daydreaming about sunlight in opium dens. Albert would chat with him and
stay up all night in the computer lab playing text-based adventure games before he flunked out of school. But until then, he
would have to continue with the tap-dancing. It was an unusual passtime for a
quadrapalegic, but his front teeth were larger than average and he still had full use of his neck. He did need help getting the tap caps on his teeth, but after that, tap dancing
became his main method of communication, entertainment and indeed a source of impressive, if unreliable income. The headaches plagued him day in, day out, that was true. But with
Psychic abilities, one must learn to accept the negative with the positive. It was after all a pretty sweet super power. He decided he better take a peek in on his girlfriend.
That was when learned about the negative side of telepathy. The stupid bitch was sleeping with 4 of his friends, and his mother!
To say that she deserved the pubic humiliation goes without saying. The fact that we were able to extract the truth sooner, saved him from making the mistake of his life.

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