Previously on "Pagans in Space":

Previously on "Pagans in Space":
the ribald master of the galaxy Derf the Magnificent, cruised the dusty nebulae in his pleasure barge blasting Hyperspace with Eridanean Beats and disturbed the Behemoth of
Buukquati to ask it a question. Since I was on the other side of that same universe, I could not hear what that question was. It made the Behemoth molt crimson. My stock just rose.
The problem was, chicken stock isn't supposed to rise. "Who the hell put yeast in my crock pot?" Little did I know that this was the key to uniting universal consciousness.
Little did I comprehend just how much perversity permeates the universal consciousness. Humans revealed filthy, violent, degraded ideas. Retaliation with anger is fire with fire.
So I attempted to put the angry flames out with my cool, clear thoughts. The anger was so intense that it made my river boil, but I knew I had to keep dousing it without becoming
too hot-headed myself. Man, was that hard to do. But eventually the angry boiling river slowed to a simmer. I was finally able to sautee my feelings again. I added a little spice,
and everything nice. But I the ingredient this dish really needed was revenge. I liked the blade of my knife.
With a crack, the blade of my knife snapped off and dropped into the cauldron. Bubbling like crazy, the substance rose inside, slowly forming a gelatinous consistency.
The blob rose out of the cauldron and spread everywhere, devouring the witch! I rescued Princess Dolores and we escaped the wicked castle, just as it was disintegrated by the blob.

Started: 2014-08-28 19:59:54
Finished: 2024-08-14 04:11:30

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