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I built a castle in the sand, Blaming the

  • I built a castle in the sand, Blaming the ocean every time it took it away.
  • Not because I thought I was more important. I was more important. They had no right to question my motives. The ocean was just so much water. The sand a castle in its continuance
  • …a year ago, if you had asked, I would’ve called you a blockhead, but, today, I’d call you a genius. “Hey, Genius, you’ve got your shirt on inside out!” I told you I was important.
  • But still you refused to sell me an Apple computer on the grounds that I was being rude. You pointed out that you were wearing your shirt inside out because you had spilled yogurt
  • on it during your lunch break, and that could have happened to anyone, thank you very much. "If you were on your break," I began, "couldn't you have gone to buy a new shirt?"
  • She rolled her eyes. “Don’t be ridiculous. Why should I pay money to fix YOUR mess?” She looked down at her ruined shirt. “Don’t think you won’t be receiving a bill in the mail.”
  • He laughed. "Sure, send the invoice to me poste-restante at the Hotel Pompidou in Paris. I'm sure I'll see it eventually, or not." As he said his goodbyes she kicked him down the
  • stairs. Wow. That guy was an ass. she knew she was better than snobs like hims, however nowadays everyone except people like him were afraid to confront her just because she was a
  • mean lady. She wanted to do whatever she wants. She was probably a spoiled lady or
  • My supervisor. Either way they awaited being rectally rammed by a shotgun. I keep such people and use their innards as confetti at decent peoples weddings. Never wear white.
Started
2019-09-19 18:29:59
Finished
2019-10-07 07:42:11

6 Comments

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    StigMartyr Oct 07 2019 @ 07:44

    Swap my "my" for a an "a" and we have a pretty coherent story!
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    Woab Oct 09 2019 @ 17:38

    Oh no, I like the "my" very much!
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    Roswindw Oct 10 2019 @ 14:40

    What the hell even happened here? ????
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    ToastMech Oct 11 2019 @ 06:01

    The most bland story possible, that still is able to keep itself interesting, Roswindw (Nice name btw).
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    ToastMech Oct 11 2019 @ 06:03

    Also, your part was amazing Roswindw! Keep up the good work here!
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    Roswindw Oct 11 2019 @ 16:57

    Thank you!!! And the name is a Doctor Who reference

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