Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?
- Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?
- No. My every experience has been an inimitable snowflake too dull to inspire comparisons to the present moment. Speaking of dull, your line of questioning
- could seriously use some pizazz. Get away from the typical, boring interrogation technique. Use some adjectives.
- Typically vague:"use some adjectives ". Big? Red? Shiny? Glandular? Bilious? Terminal? Pea-green? I sucked so hard on my biro I got a blue tongue, but no more adjectives came to me
- mind. This, I realized, was intellectually beyond me, so I escaped into the back door of The Buddha Belly Bar, where it was happy hour. I forgot I had a blue tongue, which is why
- my attempts at downing the salt-rim margarita were met with lazily questioning glances from the buzzed patrons. Blondie's Chow Chow didn't seem to mind though, and sidled up to me.
- I hate sidling so I dropped kicked Blondie's chowchow into a ditch.
- Since when did Blondie get a chowchow? "Where's Daisy?" I asked her. "You, you brute. My poor Snuffles." That's when Dagwood gave me a knuckle sandwitch with all the fixings.
- Beef knuckle makes a fine sandwich, & Dagwood had piled it high with alternating layers of everything. I lay on the couch with the sandwich on my belly. Blondie bludgeoned me with
- a 40 ounce salami package, leaving me hungry and in a semi-conscious state. I remember flinging my arms in an effort to get back to my senses, but it was too late, I was tenderized
- Started
- 2014-06-11 10:59:33
- Finished
- 2014-10-19 11:51:44
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