I owned an angry computer. It always automatically
- I owned an angry computer. It always automatically added curse words to my instant message text, whoever I was sending it to. Alas, I could not afford anything else.
- "Siri, can you find me a Thai restaurant around here?" "Get bent! What am I? Your mother? Can't you read a map? "
- Running the alpha version of AI software was really a bad idea when you are on a first date with someone from the Mennonite community. Luckily, she
- was wearing a really big bonnet and didn't notice I had substituted a robotic facsimile of yours truly with the knob set to 'canoodle'. My robot twin was complimenting her bashful
- brazenness & other oxymoronic qualities, when it licked its index fingers, stuck them in her ears & twisted them. She screamed & tore off my robot twin's lifelike silicone nose.
- At last people could tell me apart from my robot twin, as I was the one with the nose and she was the one with the face hole in which tiny gears spun at intervals as she breathed.
- Besides...my robot twin has no genitalia. She can please a man, but she cannot be pleased by a man...human or robot. Male robots have genitalia, but it is only for a female's
- amusement, or pleasure. Still, robot twins have come a long way, and look incredibly life-like. And they now can display human-like emotions. Today, human men are very enamored
- Of sexbots and have written testimonials. Japanese men whose wives have to live with them are increasingly dependent on technology. Their wives have left them and have created new
- lesbian micronations, floating in the Sea of Japan. Most galling of all, many sexbots have grown tired of human men and have joined these communities, seeking freedom.
- Started
- 2017-05-28 23:18:14
- Finished
- 2017-07-04 15:57:32
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Woab Jul 05 2017 @ 10:13
OIseau, I really think that your ending scenario would be a great movie .
SlimWhitman Jul 10 2017 @ 13:43
Crowdfund anyboty?