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Annual surveys to determine presence/absence

  • Annual surveys to determine presence/absence and quantify reproductive success of southern reticulated warthogs will commence tomorrow morning at 0600. I expect that you will
  • all will be able to turn up on time, bring a net and enthusiasm. This study will require us to capture enough subjects to ensure we have a sufficient sample size. I look forward to
  • o, although sometimes I also take time to look backwards and reflect, but now it was full steam ahead with the gigantic study. We would take our captured subjects and pin them
  • You're listening to 106.4 FM, "The Krill", the only radio station playing exclusively beluga whale mating calls put to a metronome. Next up, we have that hot single, "My Blowhole
  • only Blows for You!" Capt.Muddymuddskipper turned the dial. How could they listen to such blubber music! The Octopus was transmitting illegally near this channel. His seamount lair
  • CD was blasting in his ears. Few of the crew knew of Capt. Muddymuddskipper's penchance for extreme heavy metal music. He was a former member of Seamount before he got kicked out
  • for eating a live golden hamster baguette on stage. The other members of Seamount never got over the heart rending squeaks. Capt Muddymuddskipper hauled in his net crammed with cod
  • ed messages from Vladamir Putin. Capt. Muddymuddskipper had just hauled a fresh catch of Russia's plan to buy up all the timeshares in the world.
  • Capt. Muddymuddskipper had to ask help to his good friend CAPTAIN MISSOURI, who attacked the Kremlin and ended with Putin's life.
  • Putin wasn't sure what the young protester was trying to say, but he did enjoy the fragrance of the fine tea in his gold-rimmed cup that morning.

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