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The magic surrounded her as she blasted away

  • The magic surrounded her as she blasted away at the group of scragley looking men. They scattered this way and that way, looking for protection from the beast.
  • The beast had one eye positioned on the top of her head so that she saw 360 degrees at once. She spied all 13 scragely men simultaneously and blasted them with her
  • science, whipping open her frllly blouse to reveal a chest like a slate. The monster covered it with 5-dimensional geodesic field equations. The 13 old men, Einstein, Feynman,
  • Shadrach, Meshach, Abednigo, Methusalah, Rip, Jack, Floyd, Edgar, Mahatma, Adolph, & Leonardo argued amongst themselves. "It's not a 'she' anymore!" Floyd needlessly observed. It
  • exploded then. What had started as a civilised debate grew into a raging argument, and the littlest member there, Rip, glanced nervously at the exit. Stepping gingerly over Floyd's
  • fingers where they lay on the floor besides the bloody razor, Rip, made it to the door just it burst open admitting Big Claw Petrov and Smiley Curruthers each carrying beaverpelts
  • . "We'll give you these beaver pelts, Rip," frowns Smiley as Big Claw stares at the fire, "if you give us those fingers. See, we're, like, having a party." "You'll need some of my
  • cabbages if we're going to do this right," says Big Claw, "but don't worry about supply-chain issues. Your problem is that my boys have your boys surrounded in the woods, Smiley."
  • "Maybe so", said Smiley, "but what you call hands, we call shovels. We can tunnel right under your guys feet and sabotage your whole operation." Big Claw reached into his
  • marsupial pouch and withdrew a quadruple-barrel gun. "But it'd be easier just to shoot you." Big Claw pulled the trigger and launched four bullets into their "operation." Kaput.
Started
2015-02-17 00:04:32
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2022-12-06 05:55:15

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