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After anonymously dominating the Nerf Basketball

  • After anonymously dominating the Nerf Basketball League for years, I was ready to take my talents to the NBA. But first, I needed a hype shoe deal. I placed a call to Crocs, Inc.
  • "Crocs, Inc. at your service." "Yo, l dominate at the rim and drain threes from wherever. I need a deal." "Of course sir, right away sir." Open NBA tryouts were a week later and I
  • hated them. I was the janitor in the locker room. When the NBA holds these open try-outs, the slobs come out. The cheese bellies and hacksters don't know the first thing about
  • the triangle offense, box-and-1, or even such basics as triple threat stance. So these idiots would be wasting everybody's time, and coach would call me, the janitor, over, and ask
  • How to do an alleyoop. I showed them the old Hollywood Argyles skit. Then they were practising it themselves, watched by John Cleese himself, their coach. He grabbed a fishbowl
  • named LaWanda Dolittleorless which was home to a pair of stupid fish named Laverne & Squiggy. John Cleese took the fishbowl to the top of the the Piccadilly Circus and yelled down
  • to the spectators below, "I am going tp pour these stupid fish on your heads!". Suddenly Laverne and Squiggy found themselves falling through space, their fins flapping like wings
  • Laverne's scaled body split in two, as did Squiggy's, and they joined into one super fish, intent on putting an end to these acts of selfish entertainment made popular by
  • The purple tweddle burbs of dinastir dancing in the air like bubbles rising from a bubble wand blown by a giddish child screaming fair a day tiddle dish squishy
  • ok, sorry but I cannot publish this story, the editor sighed. "squishy squee?" the writer asked. It just doesn't make any sense, it sounds like it was written by random people

1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 03 2019 @ 18:22

    I am not random people. I am always myself. Now, that guy is random.

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