This is intolerable. I placed my steak order

This is intolerable. I placed my steak order an hour ago. Where was the waiter? I went to the kitchen- it's deserted. Weird. Wait, is that blood on the floor? Wha- ung! (blackness)
I left the restaurant just in time see it blow up. I luckily hadn't paid! My uncle said, turn on the channel 9 news. NOW!" So I turned the old tellie on for what was the last ttime
because a big earthquake struck causing the power plant to blow up and the electric grid to fail. Luckily I hadn't paid my power bill or my tv reception bill. My apartment building
wasn't quite so lucky, and it had toppled to the ground during the earthquake. With nowhere to live and a number of outstanding bills to pay, I had no choice but to
hitch a ride on a spaceship to the new colony in hopes of starting anew. I had never traveled like this before and didn't know quite what to think when someone handed me a towel
&shoved me onto the moving walkway leading to the spaceship.Mechanical arms popped out, scrubbing me clean&perming my hair, just like in the Jetsons.Being part of the new Colony
proletariat meant that I was in for a life of stale potato chips, artificial fabric couches and slow internet. Yes, I was in the future. No, things were not looking great.
So I applied for a job. The man who hired me was kind of a jerk, but what was I supposed to do. Maybe I could
falsely accuse him of sexual harassment & get him fired. Maybe later. Right now, I had to earn a paycheck, or risk getting shipped back to Siberia. I hustled my a$$ off for 6 weeks
The work was hard, but the gulags would have been harder. Anyway, I always liked working with people. But I will never know what happened to the penguins.

Started: 2016-04-14 06:10:11
Finished: 2016-04-18 21:41:38

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