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Spring was unusually cold. Greta's plans

  • Spring was unusually cold. Greta's plans for the yard were delayed while waiting for the snow, frost and downpours to move away. She drew, sketched and bought all the acutrements a
  • t Home Depot. They were very helpful. They gave her advice on how much lime would be required to dispose of a body. What sort of rubber tub would be big enough and how deep to dig.
  • But she decided to do it Dexter style. She rented a boat, and ...
  • Blam, there it was. The mad sea monster had returned. This time, sporting a laser gun.
  • "IM A FIRIN' MEH LAZAR!" the sea monster suddenly said, and destroyed half of Tokyo with a mighty blast. When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrena
  • de. BOOM! Godzilla's intestines were blown to smithereens and splashed into the Tokyo Sea. Batman washed his hands of the deed and went home to take a nap. Robin was there
  • waiting for him, "where have you been all this time?" asked Robin "oh you know, blew up some monsters, the usual." "without me? Again? I can't take this anymore!" Batman tried to c
  • lap out the tune to lou bega's "Mambo Number Five" and hit his Bat Ruffie Spray by accident. And there lay angelic Robin, sleeping, wouldn't wake up for another 5
  • or 10 ohns. The robin was all worn out from sex with Pilot from the not-very-Australia television programme Fartscape. The toxin spray buzzed them in the eyes, making them wince
  • but their Aussie shows "Reality Drag Queen Outback Walkabout","Dirk Diggler does Darwin" & "Toxic Trouser Snakes:Tourniquetes of Love" ratings were dropping so they gave it a go.
Started
2011-05-11 21:44:17
Finished
2011-11-02 18:38:26

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