Mrs. Henderson always used a crooked wand
- Mrs. Henderson always used a crooked wand with a few little branches. It kept her humble and provided a safeguard, as she had no idea where her intentions came from anyway. On the
- eve of Thanksgiving, she cast a mashing spell at some potatoes, but it went through a branch and struck her husband. "Too compact for a lover," she deemed. She cast a desquelching
- hex & hit the ten bird roast causing the onionlike gamebird concoction to explode all over the illustrious conjurers attending her Thanksgiving feast. Myopic Mildred's dense mate
- tea drink had not spilled though. She put gelatin into the mate because she liked to chew her anti-oxidants. Myopic Mildred chewed her tea as the Thanksgiving feast
- continued. She popped another cube of green tea jello into her mouth. Her fingers were turning an unusual shade: Chartreuse? Oh my, that's going to leave a stain, Mildred thought.
- Alas, this should have been the last of Mildred's worries, for the green tea jello she'd consumed did far more than merely turn her fingertips green. Now everything she touched
- would be allowed by the laws of nature, the ability to become human. A rare gift indeed, too rare for Mildred, though she managed...must have captured the heard of a warlock.
- In other news, there has been a two car pile up on State Highway 16 and traffic was brought to a stand still for upwards of 5 minutes. No one was hurt and no damage was done. Those
- hooligans in their souped-up jalopies! They're a menace to the American way!" Dirk tossed the copy at the camera and stormed off channel 45's traffic watch.
- The footage, aptly named "Dirk the Jerk," went viral within 24 hours. Ashamed of his compulsive outburst, Dirk had a sex change operation & is now a lingerie model in France.
- Started
- 2011-11-27 11:35:52
- Finished
- 2014-01-29 17:55:30
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SlimWhitman Jan 29 2014 @ 18:28
Magical, it almost returned to the conjurers theme!