How in the hell does someone throw out their
- How in the hell does someone throw out their back blowing out the candles on their birthday cake? I asked for a pie. I'm allergic to cake.
- What do I get? Cake, hives, and debilitating back pain. I must have some bad karma. There was that one time I stole a bike. How was I supposed to know
- that God, or the universe, or whatever has a special place in its heart for cute little rich kids. The rest of my life was going to be payback for that bike. I was afflicted
- by rickets, which left me both jittery and blood-thirsty. My only wish was that i could once again see my first pet,
- a boneless chicken I named "Parts". She had soft feathers and would coo gently when I stroked her. One day my larder was empty and the bloodthirstiness took over and I
- went over to the neighbor's house and killed their children. I brought back the meat so that my chicken "Parts" and I could enjoy a satisfying meal. I let "Parts" peck out their
- eyes and gullets, while I saved the more succlent bits for myself. My chicken "parts" was notorious in the fowl world of birds for being the Hannibal Lecter of the
- penis kingdom. Still, too late to go back and ask nicely, "Ma'am, could you please not turn me into a half-man, half-chicken for your own perverse pleasures?" That ship had sailed.
- She tore of her caramel dipped bra, revealing a metal plate in the center of her chest with these five words: Ancient Wisdom Reveals The
- Unseen. I watched her dance in slow circles, utterly mesmerised by the strangeness of the situation I had gotten myself into.
- Started
- 2011-03-07 20:57:31
- Finished
- 2011-12-19 13:13:51
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SlimWhitman Dec 19 2011 @ 15:30
Who would have thought a boneless chicken could be blood thirsty.
jaw2ek Dec 19 2011 @ 20:19
I am mesmerized by cooing boneless ckickens
SlimWhitman Dec 20 2011 @ 05:54
Don't look too closely into their eyes...
49erFaithful Dec 20 2011 @ 13:56
That is a strange situation. Quite odd indeed.