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when i was younger i used to shove sand up

  • when i was younger i used to shove sand up my nose and snails in my ears. what do you expect? i was raised by a family of
  • caveman. They didn't know any better and probably just thought it was normal behaviour. People looked at me oddly but I've grown out of that. As I said, that's when I was younger.
  • Now I shove rocks in my nose and tadpoles in my ears. I love how it feels. I don't know, maybe i'm just
  • different. I find extremely far fetched with my unsual turn ons? Maybe I'll go make a cake, mud cake sounds devine.
  • Just imagining those nuts and cream, that cookie crust and creamy, chocolatey goodness makes me hungry. Then I'll wash it down with a Mudslide & indulge in some minor mudslinging.
  • Eating desserts & drinking while debating political issues is the only way to get anywhere.I spit pie crust at my opponent from across the room, my mouth still stuffed with filling
  • that claimed to be real fruit. I am Bill Clinton. I love dessert, a hefty buzz, loose women. I could talk the hide off a cow. This is my story:
  • It was not long after they'd shot JFK that the Clintons started to make a name for themselves. After a couple of decent summers, young
  • Bubba, pug nosed and freckle faced flew out over the Potomac in a tyre swing wearing nothing but his birthday suit when Bill Sr. said "It's time you ran for County fair
  • Commissioner and judge yodeling or husband calling contests!" The hog calling contests were another gig Bubba could do easily. His wife said go ahead, I dare you to do a real job!"

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