today was a day to remember. I heard the

today was a day to remember. I heard the word
that the king had been arrested and bought before the court. I knew immediately that
We found the culprit of the missing chocolate from the storage. I took one look at him and saw the chocolate stains running down his robes...or was it even chocolate?
It was decidedly not chocolate. The smell was too similar to old coffee and banana peels. There was a large
scratch mark on the glass case protecting it, and Wanda thought that perhaps this could be the source of the pungent odor. Yet Wanda could not help but
Smash the glass case open, releasing the pungent odor into the room. After all, what better way to mask the foul smell that Wanda was preparing to release into the room herself? So
without regard for history, Wanda used the in-case-of-fire tool to break open the case in the exhibit containing the world's oldest known preserved fart, having been released by
Columbia Records as "Classical Gas III". The stench made Wanda's eyes water, but it was worth it to her to be the only living person to know this particular effluvium. She fainted
from fart-fandom, only to be revived through mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by Mason Williams himself, who desperately tried to revive Wanda, his last surviving fan. Wanda fluttered
but got her 2nd wind when the propwash drew the stench back at them. Mason Williams succumbed & died sprawled across her legs, trapping her. She farted for him when she died. poof.

2 Comments

LordVacuity Feb 26 2018 @ 22:58

I don't know if this one passes the smell test but could somebody please open a window?
Samson Mar 01 2018 @ 07:48

Good Job ppl keep up the good work

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