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Opening the book, I saw a piece of paper

  • Opening the book, I saw a piece of paper flutter to the ground. It was the odd, but familiar, markings that caught my eye. I reached down and picked it up. Sure enough, it was
  • a post secret message slipped between the pages. It reads 'I've seen evil in your eyes, and i like it'. The writing seems familiar. In fact, it looks like maggie's scrawl. I went
  • to Maggie's house and yelled, "Are YOU the goat-monster that's been ruining my life?" Of course,
  • my mouth had been sewn shut years ago, so all that came out was "MMMMMMM!" It didn't really matter, though. Looking the goat-monster in the eye, I knew beyond any shadow of a doubt
  • that we were in love. It struck me like a bolt of lighting or a goat-monster punching you in the eye. We both knew it was a crime against nature, but what had nature done for us?
  • I'll tell you what nature did for us. Genitals. Ugly, disgusting, putrid genitals. It was time to put them to good use.
  • The engineer spent hours at his desk pondering just how to do so...when it finally hit him. "Screwdrivers! Genius!" After that day, male genitalia would never be the same.
  • Weeks after the birth of the idea, it was ready. People gathered to see the engineer's greatest invention. "All I needed was a screwdriver." He dropped his pants and people awed at
  • articulated pelvic hand. "With simple thrusts of the hips, you can manipulate anything!" He attempted to demonstrate with a bottle of beer. He was able to use a bottle opener, but
  • to use your gooch as a means to open a cold one was widely respected amongst the Houtou tribe of Norfolk, VA. With a proud chieftain standing next to him, he shoved the bottle in
Started
2011-04-21 09:29:47
Finished
2011-04-21 21:45:04

1 Comments

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    Bad. Apr 21 2011 @ 22:21

    I call my new invention..the "SCREW - DRIVER"!

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