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The 49er swung his chisel splitting a rock,licked

  • The 49er swung his chisel splitting a rock,licked the chisel tip with his tongue & spat.He looked at tattoo on his forearm."Xmas or bust".He grinned showing a gold tooth. Elvira's
  • Xmas wish was to receive a solid gold bust of her chest. The 49er was working to make it come true, but he was pretty sure Elvira hadn't been Faithful. She's been seen with Cowboys
  • in the upper rooms of saloon hotels. Elvira was the Lily of the West and the 49er knew he had to woo her back to him. He panned for gold to make her Christmas gift as he thought
  • she needed a pair of golden choppers. Elvira's current teeth were made of pinon and juniper bush. Could he pan enough by Christmas? What about claim jumpers?
  • True to the Boy Scout motto “Always be prepared,” 49erFaithful had Plan B in case he didn’t pan enough gold-trade frankincense for a gold grill for Elivra, but what *was* frankince
  • 's price on the black market? Only Chaz had the street cred to know what the price was for anything that could be lit and smoked. Chaz rang up SlimWhitman the famous poet pimp
  • "Yo, Slim, you got any of that Shizzle Smoke?" Slim was annoyed by this request "I told you not to call this number, and Shizzle Smoke is for the lower caste. I only deal in the fi
  • nest families...I don't appreciate having to talk with low life dogs like you,Mr.Mars."And just like that Slim hung up on me and I had no one to turn to in my quest for the Shizzle
  • . So I turned to the most reliable source in the world for information: Wikipedia. According to Wikipedia, "Shizzle" meant "fo sho" and then the "n" word. Oh. No wonder Slim
  • Shady and shizzle were both listed as synonyms under the word “hood”.
Started
2011-12-13 17:23:07
Finished
2012-11-04 21:53:37

3 Comments

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    49erFaithful Nov 05 2012 @ 11:40

    Will the real Slim Shizzle please stand up?
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    SlimWhitman Nov 05 2012 @ 17:53

    LOL. I started this as a kind Christmas gift for 49er, so it's pretty ironic that it became a Slim Shizzlefest... Since it's too early for Christmas, Happy Shizzlefest!
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    mensaque Nov 14 2012 @ 13:50

    Never too early to send good vibes,Slim...A merry Xmas to all and to all a good night!

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