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For freshman friday this week at school they

  • For freshman friday this week at school they should
  • get the principle to get on the p.a and say stop tea baggin the freshmen
  • which will never happen because the Freshmen act like pansies and get Seniors in trouble
  • tournaments. The Freshmen prefer to play boggle, but the Seniors this year, they have a taste for blood, playing for keeps. They play the board game trouble like
  • it's not a game. To them, this was a serious business. Not sitting down for an hour to play a silly little board game. People actually got wounded. The loser always died. But that
  • was how the Grape Escape worked. You get squished. The boot stamps on you. It was all pretty gruesome. And then 90s extremism made it more serious. Seriosity seriously.
  • We lay there wining for a while, but still committed to the Grape Escape. In all seriousness, the problem we were facing now was fermentation.Our individual flavors were
  • likely to be separated when we were held in a cask. Our plans for the Grape Escape involved a bunch from the cellar tunnelling across the vineyard without being put in the cooler
  • or corrupted by the drying rays of the sun. Worms might come to our aid; alas,no luck. Thirstily, we waited 'til early evening of the last day of the harvest, then began the labor.
  • It was back-breaking. Then, I felt a few drops & the rain poured down in sheets. Suddenly our wormy saviours burst from the ground in writhing balls. Hallelujah! Saved! By worms!

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