Delia had spent over 29 years on God's green

Delia had spent over 29 years on God's green earth before she realised what was lacking in her life. Fudger, her cat, wasn't an internet celebrity. There were no youtube videos
of her kitty Fudger bashing it's head into the wall after clawing a string on a fan. "I will have her do backflips ". Delia said. "I will
iam Shatner this cat across the room!" Oooh Delia was mad at the cat. She was using Star Trek metaphors. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
"Look at me Kitty on the edge of forever or I'll transport you but split you but have you Good and Evil. Either one would be chasing tribbles. Scotty the Captain can't give you any
brain damage, but Dr. Abdulla Oblongotta is the finest neurosurgeon this side of the Federation." The Federation was going to Hell in a handbasket since the Enterprise
crew all got the clap from that blue alien dancing girl. It took most of the Federations space program funds to clear it up. But, as Dr. Abdulla Oblongotta knew, the problem was
with the strutting little space pricks in their little fascist Federation uniforms. They didn't just want to explore new worlds -- they wanted to have sex with everything in sight!
Not this world! Great Leader ruined our society to build an orbital wall to keep the Federation out. Great Leader is saving our orifices from alien seed. Not a pleasure planet.
The Great Leader refused to let the Federation turn Eros 4 into another pleasure planet.
No. Eros 4 would be the end-all be-all of torture. Its people would know no end to their misery. But the masochists loved it, so ultimately the Great Leader's plans were foiled.

Started: 2014-03-17 19:21:05
Finished: 2022-10-21 07:46:17

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