He drank water out of a wine glass and froze
- He drank water out of a wine glass and froze his dark chocolate. You may not think that's weird, and if so, you're weird. The really weird thing
- is my use of the word weird, it's like I've got a complex or something. You can hear it right? Weird. It's weirder than that kid with the weird tourettes or the weird old lady who
- weirded me out at the supermarket, making those weird noises with her dentures and giving me weird looks all the time. Weird. what time is it? 10? Weird, I thought it'd be more
- weird a time than that. 11:67? 42:08? Something weird like that. Weird. It's a good word, weird. Really overlooked, in a weird way. I like being weird. Weirdness is my soul.
- For I am Steve Martin's soul, and weirdness is my essence. I left Steve's body around the time of Father of the Bride. He doesn't seem to notice. But I float around the world
- , just me, a thermos, and my banjo. You see, I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.
- Then a Chinese man came by and told me I would make a lot of money in the city. So I left. After all, that's what it's all about, isn't it? He then introduced me to an Indian boss
- who was busy eating the hottest curry you could ever imagine. The Indian boss negotiated with the ladies who picked tea for
- pennies a day. They talked among themselves and the boss was never heard from again. One of their sons went to Mali to help with the document project. He
- ran into the boss hiding out there, but since he was a mute and didn't recognize him (a whole other story), the boss truly was never heard from again. The conversation continued.
- Started
- 2013-01-19 23:53:01
- Finished
- 2013-02-05 02:31:12
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49erFaithful Feb 05 2013 @ 12:27
Weird.