Judge Reinhold looked down his nose at the
- Judge Reinhold looked down his nose at the worthless sacks of excrement displayed before him in his courtroom. "In all my years of judging, never before have I wanted so badly to
- neuter or spay my dog!" Judge Reinhold looked at the jury and said, "well?" A woman in a cowboy hat kicked her
- Head as rover watched before biting her ankle.
- No-one was amused by this. We were all transfixed by the TV screen as the horrifying events unfolded live. By which I mean
- David Walliams performing and ear - piercing impression of Madonna. After the 'song' was finished I heard some dreadful news; this was on ITV-which meant the adverts were starting!
- I found the ear piercing impression of Madonna pretty decent. The wrinkly puckered skin around the piercing was the spitting image of Madonna post botox implosion.
- Yet as impressive as the piercing of Madonna was, one thing kept nagging my mind again and again. What did Векж эа льюкяльиюч пырикульа позтюлант mean and did I leave the stove on?
- Luckily, even though Madonna was pierced through and through she didn't mind running back to turn of the stove, so that solved one problem. But we didn't have enough Band-aids to
- keep her from bleeding out. The last thing Madonna whispered was Pierre I love you. I assumed she meant Peter who was her six year old cocker spaniel who sat whining.
- Then I saw the bottle of Perrier. "Looks like mineral water couldn't keep you alive after all," I said to her stiffening corpse. So much for clean living.
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- 2012-04-27 18:49:31
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- 2017-04-17 22:58:39
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