Hold up, wait a minute let me puts some pimping

Hold up, wait a minute let me puts some pimping in it. the party don't stop till 8 in the morning!!
now I see clear that your heart is there, ...... better than love ...... you been my teacher and I learned that
I shouldn't square the denominator if there's no remainder greater than the terminator of the perpetrator of this love. Unfortunately, I didn't study, so I'm going to need a retake
On my life because I don't know what to do anymore.
I had read everything on the Dr. Bronner's castile soap and nada. Nothing. No enlightenment.
I decided to make my own brand, Dr. Kovorkian's Nettle Ash Soap of Despair. Every box would have existential proverbs on a clean body and empty life.
Just as I expected, Dr. Kovorkian's Nettle Ash Soap of Despair was a shelf warmer. I cast off my hairsuit, dropped my burlap sack and washed myself in my product at Times Square
In front of 3,573,175 viewers to prove I really was occasionally exhibitionistic, despite being painfully shy. Dr. Kovorkian was one of the viewers, I found out later. Channel Z
hosted by The B52s called my embracing of the combover the EVENT of the SEASON. That is going to put Drumpf over the top! So be it. I see now I called this bullet in that moment.
It was a bullet I could have dodged, had I manned up and gone to vote. Instead I refused to cooperate and sat in my basement in my underwear stewing in my own rank juices forever.

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