If I'm honest with myself, I really don't

If I'm honest with myself, I really don't know what I was expecting. All I knew was that I couldn't keep the lab afloat without a major influx of cash. So I applied the balm & wait
ed to see if the cannabis would sprout under my arms. If this worked, I wouldn't have to worry about financing my experiments. Cannibalm was disguised as antiperspirant and it
would be released to the market next month along with my new line of car air fresheners which are shaped as a leaf that can be dangled from the rear vision mirror. With these produ
-cers I had to rip down the rearview mirror and just dump the coke on it just so they would sit tight. But the pine air freshener chemicals overtook the producer's
senses. It seemed they were now completely blind to the word.
And the word was unpronounceable as well as impossible to spell. Who chose it?
Ah, right. I was the member of the Oxford Dictionary committee who had put "nbksygtduxxji" on the list of words to be added to the issue. And I still couldn't define it! Maybe:
That feeling of being constantly behind yourself buying the winning lottery before you can buy it for yourself but along it was a going to be a gift from yourself to yourself for
thinking about someday later on in the future, because everything has meaning.
But only in the future does it have meaning. For now we just have to trudge on in what looks like folly. When we are gone we will be seen for the geniuses we were. It is ever thus.

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