I wake up every morning at

I wake up every morning at
the sound of
chirping filled the hall. Kennith the lawyer fell into a panic, and began to run, not knowing the source of the strange chirping, which seemed to come from all directions.
He ensconced inside the janitor's office (the utility closet). There, the janitor named Janet slept. Kennith was desperate, "You have to help! The birds... They're everywhere!"
Janitor Janet turned her head, revealing a giant beak, and squealed. "Holy Mary and Joseph!" he screamed, falling with his back through the door, in the hallway again.
"Okay," he said, gathering himself. "So Janitor Janet has a beak and my hall pass expires in five minutes." Examining his map of the facility, he found a spot to hide from the robo
raptors that patrolled the halls of Thomas Jefferson Junior High and Culinary academy. His plan was fool-proof - at last he would possess the Golden Turducken. His hall pass sud
denly crumbled into powder. He scrambled to find a room in which to hide cursing the frailty of post-raptor apocalypse paper. He saw a door swing open by itself and he had to
Resist the urge to see what was behind the door. He suffered from entamaphobia, and took the door off his room, replacing it with a curtain that never was closed. He drank tea and
gin every day at 4pm and became more and more annoyed by visitors. "Don't you ever knock?" he would shout at them as they flailed at the curtains in the doorway. It was Heck.

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