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"A simple man, living a simple life" was

  • "A simple man, living a simple life" was his motto. And as I pointed out to him every time, "You aren't that simple Brian. You've got that big....
  • mansion and have never worked a day in your life. Your family is still living off your great grandfathers money. Simple man, living a simple life my ass." You're a political hack
  • saw trying to cut through iron bars of a two-party system. But then Jospehus Osborne said, "Look my Grandad was a great man, but nothing compared to my dad who
  • was gay but it made Dad even more of a man. Especially since he hung around naked, sweaty men all day." Nobody was listening to Josephus however, because the two-party system broke
  • danced their way to another trophy. Because who doesn't like sweaty naked men spinning on their heads? This BI-PARTISANSHIP began a new era of enlightenment in Washington. Lawmaker
  • John McCain, made a motion and Bernie Sanders seconded that emotion. Not to be left out Michele Bachmann and Nancy Pelosi pretended to be Britney Spears & Madonna
  • playing tonsil hockey while Mitch McConnell bore a remarkable resemblance to a turtle poking his head out. Joe Biden was a mad Pit Bull. Oh yes, polithespians they were.
  • This unreal charade lasted since the beginning itself. Regardless of the excitement, after some time even the strongest players were feeling dizzy. And in the lobby there was their
  • parents looking knowingly onto them, wrapping them up in their expectant glows. They waddled around until they lost their dizziness and began to fight. Tom backhanded Jim with
  • his fist and Jim felt down and heart his head brutally. Tom started to cry and grab Jim into a hospital.

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