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In mid-summer of the previous year I had

  • In mid-summer of the previous year I had exited my home and witnessed something unbelievable. There was a group of nearly 78 women strutting down the road. One of them hollered and
  • waved at me. I smiled and raised a hand in greeting and she yelled again, motioning for me to join the group. Most of the people had bags or backpacks with them, but I had only my
  • generic flag, which I waved proudly to trumpet their cause, whatever that was. As a haver of herd mentality, I always respond to hand waving with absolute devotion. My chants were
  • "When Do We Want It? Now!" I was too far in the back of the mob to really know what the protest was about but everybody was having a good time.... until the teargas.
  • Then somebody threw a bottle. All heck broke out!
  • Because it was a bottle of pandemonium. When the bottle broke, all the horrible things Zeus had stored in it were let loose. Zeus was angry he wasn't invited to the party. Revenge
  • would be swift. Using various social engineering techniques he had learned at University, he managed to brown-nose his way into the party. Just kidding. He used lightning and stuff
  • . The Communist Party of Great Britain were a serious bunch. Lots of beards. He'd infiltrated himself into a position of extreme influence as the Deputry General Under Secretary of
  • Foreign and Domestic Financial Affairs (DGUSFDFA). The DGUSFDFA's first task was to abolish all forms of
  • acronyms. The DGUSFDFA thus created a singularity vortex and imploded upon itself in a bureaucratic whirlpool. The world rejoiced and everyone got laid. Happy trails!
Started
2013-08-19 00:15:47
Finished
2013-12-03 18:09:41

1 Comments

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    49erFaithful Dec 03 2013 @ 18:15

    I love a "happy ending".

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