Once upon a time there were magical hippos

Once upon a time there were magical hippos from the grand land of Germany. Every day they would hail Mexico and rule all of the minorities from the mother land then they would
Go and eat some fried chicken while playing metriod other m. and would spend half thier life doing absolutly nothing. Then they
All gathered round and sang coom-bi-ya and ate marshmellows as they looked at eachother with awkward grins.
Then they then awkwardly looked in eachothers eyes.... Then it happened, the biggest, sloppiest, fattest
brokeback mountain scene again in history.
With chaps without the butt end. Bubba looking real lonely and then his brother in tight jean shorts with a rip in the butt crack.
began to stare at each other with a tiwnkle in their eye his brother looks up and asks "bubba do you need ointment for ur chapped cheecks?
"No," he said "I like the pain." and off they went crackin the whip on each other one cheek at a time.
Until their buns were hamburger. The police had been listening. They broke the door down and found them there. Satiated and bloody. When the handcuffs came out they smiled.
Especially Wendy. Because that afternoon she found out why they called Ronald the Big Mac.

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