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Orindilla screeched into her Well of Wailing.

  • Orindilla screeched into her Well of Wailing. "Number 9! I knew it. That's why my horoscopes have been inaccurate". A ninth planet beyond the Kuiper belt could only mean one thing:
  • "I will travel and meet a tall dark stranger!" Orindilla whispered & squeezed herself with glee. Now all she had to do was name the planet as part of NASA's Wiccan Outreach Program
  • , in other words, the number of the star, then two random letters, "I'll call it 1134ot06," without hesitation Orindilla jumped into a shuttle to meet the tall dark stranger named
  • Odonimous for drinks at the Ultra Space Bar and Liquors in the Horse Head Nebula. Orindilla had known about his crush on her ever since they met in a crowded black hole.
  • It seemed that Odonimous & Orindilla were destined to be star-crossed lovers, because just as they were getting cozy, Janus (Odonimous' girlfriend from the last light year) showed
  • a sudden and inexplicable skill with the use of firearms. Janus pointed a glock at Orindilla and said, "Love me, thou Odonimous, or I deposit a round in the skull of thy lover!"
  • "Huh?" said Orindilla "Around a skillet I hover...whats that sposeda mean?" Finally noticing the gun she let out a loud eeek and turned to run
  • but, too late the crazy man fired. Orindilla screamed in pain the bullet grazed her shoulder. She lept for the window. Making a break for the neighbors, she threw a garden flamingo
  • At the harridon who was inciting riots among the golden horde. Heavy horses watched one brown mouse accidentally push the kill switch, ending the long and sordid career of
  • the switch away from me.
Started
2016-01-21 14:21:50
Finished
2017-01-26 06:41:04

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