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A farmer and his wife couldn't have a child

  • A farmer and his wife couldn't have a child so they prayed to the demon Butaljo to help them. When the wife gave birth, Butaljo said I granted your wish, but when she grows up
  • you must give her to my bro, the INTERRO-GATOR. The farmer said sure, but the wife was like, dude.. are you serious and he was so they did, and she did, and the gator got her.
  • But the gator was actually and amphibious submarine operated by MI:6 and the farmer's wife was actaully a quadruple agent who'd been banging and killing rural
  • goats to fit in. Suddenly, the gator sub issued an ominous tic-tocking sound. "The self-destruct sequence!" said the agent. "My beloved Billy Goat must've chewed a wire." She ran
  • to find her beloved billy goat, comforting the poor thing. The gator sub full of enemy agents was oblivious to the countdown's origin of itself and prepared to evacuate. She fled
  • on the back of her beloved goats Mother. There her goaty son was. All better. Now time.for happy dance! I danced away from the agents trailing my vicinity & left with my goats to a
  • little old lady that I met on the street. I traded the goats for a microwave pepperoni pizza and a bottle of Orangina. Pretty good trade, eh? The goats were smelly, and they
  • hogged all the sheets in bed, so I was glad to get rid of em. My only regret was not getting the lady's digits. Maybe she will respond to my missed connection
  • well I hope she responds to the one I posted for her although no one has responded to the last 5 I've left. Their loss as I'm the master
  • of training llamas wearing fancy hats to sing the entire Rodgers and Hammerstein musical theatre catalog. The hardest part teaching the choreography for The King and I though.
Started
2011-05-01 15:15:46
Finished
2012-08-28 15:52:12

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 28 2012 @ 18:16

    I laughed through most of this. It's randomly hilarious.

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