"There is a great disturbance in the Borscht."

"There is a great disturbance in the Borscht." said, Obi Von Kenslavski. He had traveled to Siberia in search of a young boy on the collective farm, known as sovkhozes

And the residents were called hosers, which is why Canadians would give up their life's savings to live in the collective sovkhozes. Obi Von Kenslavski would take the poor Canucks

To win the stanley cup next year.

The stanley cup occasionally gets confused with its better known counterpart the Stanley Cup, however, the later is a dribble cup awarded to the loser of Johns poker tournament

winning, at hockey or poker, was all John had. He made it his entire life, decked his house in trophies and accolades. He drove away every friend he ever had, made only rivals.

Even John's dog Rex left him after John insisted that he walk in front of Rex even when the dog was on a leash because John couldn't bear to come in "second". Local psychiatrist

s laughed with derision at their annual, "You gotta hear this one" convention.

Choices were made based on my derisive laughter. Some choices meant blood. The conventioneers girded themselves to be Top "You gotta hear this one" this year & whipping my ass woul

d probably hurt. Wait, what was i talking about? I think i got lost in the metaphor" John the conventioneer looked down skeptically in space. "i seriously forgot what i was talking

about." As he stood there for an hour trying to remember, he lost his bladder control, then the ability to speak and reason. Finally he lost his sense of balance and collapsed.