I smartcar sized snot-like jellyfish spread

I smartcar sized snot-like jellyfish spread itself across our path on the pebbly beach shore. I could see the digested remains of
a young human, possibly younger than a year old, mangled and sprawled across the rocks.
Sheriff Tater poked the corpse with the toe of his boot. Frozen solid. He gazed up at the summer sky. "I want this area scoured to a 3 mile radius. We'll find out who… or what, did
this." Sheriff Tater had eyes in the back of his head. Deputy Spud chipped in, "The skin was loaded with cheese and bacon bits." He mashed his hands together, "We'll whip the
m up good!" Sheriff Tater thought Deputy Spud' s idea was half-baked. Just then, Ida Ho walked by. Distracted, Sheriff Tater left Deputy Spud to deal with it. "My little pomme frit
es, where have you been lately? I've missed you." Ida Ho was hot. She knew how to take the starch outta Sheriff Tater. Running her fingerlings up his chest, Ida Ho giggled & made
herself a cheeseburger. Realizing she had made the most perfect cheeseburger to have ever graced this filthy planet, she swiftly took out her phone, instantly Instagram-ing it.
She was happy before everybody unfollowed her profile. Oh poo! It was still a lipsmackin burger. Wow tasty burger or what
Charles the Burger said his farewells to his, now non-existent followers as he was slowly lifted up into Ronald's mouth. He shed a tear of ketchup, and was bitten into. The pain is
better now. He later met Fred the Fry who suffered minor burns after falling from a wire basket into a pot of boiling oil. The two shared stories and became fast food friends.

Started: 2014-02-06 18:39:07
Finished: 2014-08-27 17:09:49

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