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The unfathomable depths of the alien ocean

  • The unfathomable depths of the alien ocean beneath him terrified him. The thoughts of creatures unknown striking him from the darkness beneath. Perhaps he should use a boat, but no
  • the boat as holes so instead he trows out hsi pokeball its a blastoise, Bill uses surf and starts to ride ride the pokemon into battle against the alien monsters, who
  • Surrounded the fort with plasticene horses, who had three horns. Their feet were size sixteen.
  • This was crazy, I thought to myself. This couldn't be real. I pinched myself and closed my eyes, sure that when I opened them again, the plasticene horses would be gone.
  • They were - only to be replaced with looking-glass tides. "WHAT THE FLIP," I said to myself. Just then a woman shot across the clouds, her eyes glittering, screaming. I shrieked.
  • Some guy on stage interrupted the Blue Clyde concert to inform us that some poorly manufactured acid had been handed out, and that they were sorry, and then he turned into Henry
  • Rollins & jumped on his quidditch broom &flew away in a way only Henry Rollins could. The rest of the night was a bit of a blur. The acid eventually wore off, but the police report
  • , clipboard, and ballpoint pen in his right hand were still talking to him in the wee small hours of the morning. The Warlock , aka Henry Rollins, was long gone by then, so
  • it was up to him and him alone to extricate himself from this labyrinth of babble and back into the resistance. He had studio time to get to that had already been paid for upfront.
  • I decided to use the Faux Pas Gambit. It was a bit unorthodox but he frankly could not come up with anything else. He farted. Loudly. The babble stopped & fled. He was free.
Started
2016-06-15 13:15:03
Finished
2017-03-31 12:09:54

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