The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar
- The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar on the corner of Alfala and Stymie. They made the bartenders wear Darla little bowties on Spanky night. Our Gang would always
- go there, get drunk and stagger back home for some awkward groping to the lounge music playing on the entertainment center. Unless it was a donkey-punch night, Petey would
- refuse the existence of a God who cares about mortals. He loved rusty trombones or Cleveland Steamers. He liked to savage a 18-pack and then
- listen to those 80's hair bands, dancing naked and playing air guitar to "Johnny and the Rusty Trombones". God had no place here. This was the time of
- recompense. It was also time to find Waldo. Stan grabbed his air guitar and his stun gun and jumped into the waiting hovercraft, still naked.
- They wooshed off to the botanical garden who'd sponsored this week's "Find Waldo" in Jungle Theme.The contestants started searching.Stan's skivvy's proved problematic in the cactus
- maze, and his blindness didn't help either. One contestant got eaten by a venus flytrap. Another contestant thought she found Waldo, but the man was actually just a Waldo Watcher.
- And since she could hardly pretend to be Waldo, the guy just finished her off. The minotaur meanwhile, had a themed ball. He demanded everyone to dress appropriately, so I had to
- dig through my closet to find my biggest axe and clean(ish) loin cloth. I was all set for the ball but I was apprehensive about showing up empty-handed. I opened the fridge. Hmm.
- Let's see... 7 varieties of penicillin, some guacamole and a half eaten leg of lamb. Perfect! With the leg of lamb in one hand and my axe in the other I set off for my epic win!
- Started
- 2011-02-01 23:03:55
- Finished
- 2011-12-05 01:50:28
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