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  • And nobody could prove otherwise. I could see it on their phony faces. They felt the frustration fully now and it was clear they were still try something famously futile. Switching
  • the fan to oscillate. I hoped to dry out their eyes and bring them to tears. Anything to get some ounce of pure emotion. "Wake up DULLARDS!"
  • I wacked them with a spoon over the head. It was then that i got an emotional response. Was it anger? No. Was, it remorse? No. It was hanger. They were hungry angry and coming for
  • the soup. It wasn't even good soup. Someone had randomly thrown a few rocks into it. The dirt had flaked off, turning the soup a grayish brown, in which bobbed mushy dumplings,
  • and mealworm noodles--still alive--squirming and thrashing in a bacterium broth. Yes, perhaps, to most, it didn't taste good, but to some (the miniscule majority) it was Heaven
  • in a test tube. Neil and I knocked back a couple shots of mealworm noodles and laid on our cots feeling the sensation of the mealworms- unaffected by our stomach acid- swimming
  • in breath-taking formations: the flag of our land, the Mona Lisa, the cover art for Sgt. Pepper in astounding detail. All this the mealworms in our stomachs were able to convey to
  • Zorglax, the leader of the Martian fleet parked on the opposite side of the moon. "Soon, we will pounce and steal their precious artwork!", he said, though it sounded more like
  • Glubpreet shubba *tinklingsound* orghachuk *digeridoofart* and that was the end of Earth's waste disposal problem,, in one fell swoop.
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2017-06-12 05:21:51
Finished
2017-09-29 15:36:58

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Oct 01 2017 @ 14:53

    I did not find that swoop to be that fell.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 01 2017 @ 16:31

    It was in fact a faux swoop.
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    LordVacuity Oct 01 2017 @ 16:39

    So Earth got flumoxxed by the flim flam!?

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